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The Captain of Tomorrow Is Not Lampard

Published on February 8, 2011 By Matt Wooding

Frank Lampard has been named England’s captain for tomorrow’s friendly against Denmark. This decision by Fabio Capello has left me a little confused. Capello seems intent on building for the future, and he really didn’t have much choice after England’s golden generations’ final failure in South Africa. Why then would he give the armband to [...]

Emile Heskey – England’s Hero

Published on August 11, 2010 By Matt Wooding

The fallout has continued. What a week it has been! I never realised I was such a vital cog in the English football machine. Somewhat unsurprisingly Capello has decided that Becks no longer has a role to play, there is no point having him out wide without me in the middle banging home the headers [...]

Emile Heskey – England’s Hero

Published on August 9, 2010 By Matt Wooding

Well, well, well. Robbo and Brownie have quit England. I am hardly surprised. It is next to impossible to motivate yourself to play for England now that its biggest name has gracefully retired after a glittering career (I am talking about me). I remember when I got my first call-up thinking how there were no [...]

World Cup Predictions – Group C

Published on June 1, 2010 By Matt Wooding

Algeria The Algerians arrive in South Africa determined to do their nation proud at their first finals appearance since 1986. Unfortunately they see a bus full of Egyptian tourists and attack it with stones, resulting in them being kicked out of the tournament. They return home as heroes. England The English proudly parade the World [...]

No wonder England struggled in the first half

Published on May 31, 2010 By Zach Lawton

Didn’t know Slough, UK produced footballers.  Here is the player’s career numbers.

Little Britain and England Ad.

Published on May 25, 2010 By Zach Lawton

Great stuff, has anyone else saw this I missed it.